Brand Audit

Description

The fastest way to find out what’s actually wrong with your brand.

You’ve probably got a feeling something’s off. The website’s not bringing in
work. The logo’s looking tired. People keep asking if you’re still open. But
you don’t know what to fix first — or whether it’s worth fixing at all.

That’s what this is for. We look at everything, then tell you straight.
No design-speak, no 40-page report nobody reads. Just what’s working,
what’s hurting you, and what to do about it.

WHAT YOU GET

A 30-minute call
We chat about your business, who buys from you, and what’s been bugging you.
Zoom or WhatsApp video, whatever’s easier.

A written report (3–5 pages, PDF)
In your inbox within 3 working days. Inside:
– How your brand comes across right now.
– What you’re already doing right (there’s always something)
– The top 3 to 5 things hurting you
– What to fix, in what order
– What it would cost if you want help.

A 15-minute follow-up call
A week later, we go through it together so nothing’s unclear.

WHO IT’S FOR

– You’ve got a logo, website, or store already.
– You suspect your business looks worse online than it actually is
– You want to know what’s wrong before spending real money fixing it
– You’re tired of people telling you what’s wrong without telling you how to fix it

HOW IT WORKS

1. Book and pay, right here on this page.
2. Fill in a short form – 5 minutes, tells us where to look.
3. We have the call.
4. Report lands in your inbox 3 working days later.
5. Quick follow-up call the week after. Done.

WHY R2,000?

Because free advice is worth what you pay for it. The R2,000 means we both
take it seriously – you get a proper review, not a sales pitch.

And here’s the thing: if you take on any project over R10,000 with us within
60 days, we knock the R2,000 off. So if you go further, the audit cost you
nothing. Seems fair.

TIMING

Call: within 5 working days of booking.
Report: 3 working days after the call.
Follow-up: a week after that.

Roughly two weeks, start to finish.